Alicks Triggert and the Bomb.

Alicks was a boy. He looked like a criminal because he shaved too often. But that is another story.

Alicks was a student at St. Churassco's Senior Low School. He was an excellent student with good grades. His average for the term was over 32%. That is really good, Alicks! Give yourself a pat on the back!

One day Alicks was working hard on a math problem. Alicks was always working in class and not talking like he should have been. Nevertheless, he always solved every problem with perfection, because Alicks was a good student who looked like a criminal.

'PUT YOUR HANDS UP' a booming voice yelled. Everyone looked up and saw that a big robber had burst into the classroom. He was dark-skinned, because he went to the beach very often. If you thought otherwise, it is because you are a racist bigot.

The robber took everyone's money and proceeded to leave. But before leaving, he dropped a ticking time bomb on the ground. Then he left the room and barricaded it from the outside. Then he replaced the windows from the outside with liquid cement. See, this robber was quite the terrorist.

The bomb was ticking:

9... 8... 7...

'Alicks!' the other students chorused. 'Save us! You're the only one who can!'

6... 5... 4...

'NO! I MUST DO MATH!' and he put his earphones back into his criminal ears.

3... 2... 1...

Everyone died except for Alicks, because the bomb blew up exactly everything around him.