Sunday, 27 November 2011

Good Times: Grade 11 Biology.

Mr. LeDeo was a biology teacher. Throughout his year teaching 11th grade biology at Southwestern Secondary School, he was advised by the school board to teach under the following curriculum:

- Cellular Functions.

- Genetic Continuity.
- Internal Systems and Regulations.
- Diversity of Living Things.
- Plants: Anatomy, Growth, and Functions.


This is what the legend, Mr. LeDeo, taught:

- Cells and Random-ass Organisms.

- Evolution, except he made the students teach themselves. Brilliant.
- Organs, but not human organs: dead pig organs.


On the day of the biology exam, the students sat down for a 70-question Scantron and a long answer page. 

#32 on the Scantron:

'In what atrium of the human heart does the VA cardiogram spike and cause an electrical QSR bicuspid failure?'

And then all the students knew LeDeo was a troll.

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