Honti Jarris, the Girl.

'Hello, gentlemen. I'd like to discuss a very important individual for this week's Gathering of the Trolls. This guy, er, girl, is named Honti. Honti Jarris.'

*sparse murmuring*

'Okay, I'll start.'

*Ahem*

'Honti was not always a girl. In fact, Honti is still a boy to this date. But his mind played tricks, and thus Honti was a girl.'

'Honti Jarris grew up in the suburbs in Coronto, Tanada. She enjoyed video games and playing with her friends. But then she went to high school, and everything changed.'

'With near perfect attendance at Southern Tertiary School, Honti was not afraid to let her feminine traits shine through. She waxed her hairy legs and wore miniskirts to every single class. And she had the attention of every single boy in all of her classes.'

'But then Honti realized that she had no breasts. She was flatter than a really, really flat soda. And it wasn't even her fault. Well, actually, it was. Honti was a guy, remember?'

*sparse laughter*

'Right. Okay. So Honti took two balloons and filled them to the brim with hydrochloric acid. Now, you're probably wondering how the balloons didn't melt on contact with the acid.'

'So, Honti tied both balloons and stuck them in her shirt near the chest area. She walked into school the next morning and every teenager saw that Honti had went from -32A to 34Z in a single day.'

'But alas! Honti's nipples were stiff from the cold, and they burst the balloons. Honti was drenched in hydrochloric acid and her flesh melted right off her bones. Honti was DEAD.'

*sparse concern*

*sparse laughter*