Calculus & Vectors: A Classic Tale.

Once upon a time, Calculus & Vectors was a mathematics class available at Western Primary School. The teacher was Mr. Okey-Dokey, a happy man. Amongst the students attending the class were several very, very bright students.

The first was P.T. He was a total badass, and he would fuck everybody up. Don't mess with him; he'll burn your house down.

Next was Vanahan. Vanahan was a nice, golden-brown boy who enjoyed everything in life. A particular aspect he enjoyed was infuriating people. Young Vanahan would carefully place his left index finger over his upper lip whilst pointing at his victims with his right index finger, stirring up mixed feelings of humor and frustration and pure happiness.

Next was Yulie Ju. All she could think of everyday was rubbing Vaseline on her body and pretending she was a slug. Her favorite fruit was raspberries.

Then came L-Bert. L-Bert was a fashionable penguin.

Lames Pizzazz was a hardworking student. But he was still bad at Calculus & Vectors, because Lames was lame.

Next was Madam Abrahim, a French teacher. She enjoyed mathematics so she pretended to be a student. She is going to get fired one day for not doing her job.

Cick Nook was a boy with curly hair. He will grow up to be a clown.

Wavid Dei was a boy who wasn't a student but came to class anyway. No one knew who he was, because he was a nobody. A nobody. Wavid enjoyed watching House and fantasizing about Hugh Laurie in a mountain of slug-scented raspberries. 

Last but not least, there was Gulia Joyal. Gulia sat in the front of the class and tried really, really hard. But then she overstressed herself and was placed in the hospital.

The end.