Sax Mhin and the Legend of the Witch.

Sax Mhin was a boy. Ever since Sax was an even younger boy, he dreamed of witches. He dreamed of witches to take him away in his sleep as to escape his bleak, horrible household where nothing of any sort ever happened. 


These witches came to Sax in the form of men. They were not female witches. They were wizards with droopy noses and long, pubescent beards. But Sax called them witches anyway. Sax also liked to dress in women's clothes.


One day, Sax changed into his mother's dress and got ready for bed. He threw his glasses in the furnace and climbed onto his mattress. His mattress was very, very white. It used to be a dark brown, but as Sax grew up, his mattress grew whiter.


Sax rested his head on his pillow and began to doze off into a pleasant dream of candied flowers and tight shorts. But then Sax heard a bump near the frame of his bed.


'Hello, Sax.'


Sax woke up with a fright. He found himself face to face with an old man with a long, stringy beard dressed completely in grey robes. He was holding a staff.


'Witches!' Sax cried. He quickly got out of bed to get a closer look at the man.


'My dear Sax, my name is Gandalf the Grey,' the man said. 'I am a wizard.'


'Witches!' Sax cried. He quickly pulled off his mother's dress, exposing his underwear.


'No, no, my dear boy. I am a wizard, not a witch.' Gandalf took his spectacles off. 'See? I am male.'


'Witches!' Sax cried as he reached into his boxer briefs.


'Wait, what are you do-'


And then Gandalf the Grey was Gandalf the White.