Bonathan Jiafore, the Lover of Say Gex.

Bonathan Jiafore was a boy. But no one called him Bonathan. Everyone called him Jiafore.

Jiafore loved a great many things. He enjoyed eating salami, pastrami, pizza, and pasta. Perhaps he was Italian. Maybe. Regardless, there was one thing that Jiafore loved above all else: Say Gex.

That's right, Jiafore loved saying the word 'gex.' To him, it was actually the acronym G.E.X, which stood for 'Gigantic Earth Xylophones.' Jiafore also loved to play the xylophones, for they were his favorite instrument.

'Is mayonnaise an instrument?' he once asked in class, but then Sandy the Squirrel stuck a trombone on his head.

Jiafore would say 'gex' whenever he could. It became his trademark throughout his school. No one loved Say Gex more than Jiafore, because Jiafore loved Say Gex.

But then Spongebob loved Say Gex more.