Art thou releasing tears, brethren?

'Fuck!'

'What?'

'Dude, I just dropped my phone.'

'You gonna cry about it, bro?'

'No, what the fuck? I just dropped my phone!'

'Yeah, you gonna cry?'

'Shut the fuck up! This thing cost me, like, $450.00!'

'So you're gonna cry now.'

'Dude, shut the fuck up and help me piece this back together-'

'Are those tears?'

'Damn, the battery isn't fitting-'

'Yeah, those are tears.'

'DUDE, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME.'

'Okay, let me get some tissues.'