Bert, the Homogeneous.

Bert was a homogeneous boy. That means his biological composition was very uniform. It does not insinuate anything else. If you thought it meant something else, you are probably homogeneous as well.

Everyone liked Bert. But secretly, everyone hated Bert. They were tired of his frivolous ways and his nonchalant style. 

'Hey guys, I really like cardigans and v-neck t-shirts and vests.'

'Get the fuck out of here.'

Bert became a penguin.